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Read their statements carefully and vote on who you think is the culprit. Help others or keep the glory for yourself.

"It wasn't me! When I was a kid a croc almost bit my leg off. I still have the scars, see. I stay away from those horrible woods and their vile crocs!"

"I was in the Purple Woods, but it's only cuz I was picking bananas! I freaking love bananas! What elephant doesn't? Here, have one."

"Uh, it's a litttttttle embarassing, but I was on a date and uh, one thing led to another and the woods gave us some uh, privacy. The girl's name? I'd rather not say, but she had hot Sapphire tusks and the cutest red horns."

"Love. Peace. I do foot meditation in the woods. The vibrations I feel on my soles, from the pitter patter of so much diverse wildlife, give me spiritual energy."

"Pfft. You're wasting your time. So what if I was there? It's a free country. I'll never tell. By the way, did you hear about the Oracle Problem?"

"I run a cute restaurant. And we pride ourselves on the freshest greens, foraged directly from nature. A little more expensive, but worth it."

"No way, I wouldn't go near those creepy ass woods. Who told you? It must have been Smith, she's had it out for me ever since I gave her restaurant a bad review! The nerve to charge so much for a salad. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go back to my beauty bath'."